First Lady in Jerusalem

As many of you have no doubt heard, Mrs. Bush has taken a holiday in Jerusalem. I wonder who told her this would be a good idea? Probably that idiot husband of hers. Good idea Bush, send your sweetheart on holiday where people are sure to hate her. I wouldn't be surprised if he sent her there hoping she wouldn't come back.

Clearly the Bush family has absolutely no idea that they are disliked. Mrs. Bush probably expected that she would be greeted in Jerusalem by throngs of fans. Instead she was followed around by a giant mob who probably wanted to stuff a dagger in her eye sockets. Luckily for Mrs. Bush, she had her very own squad of riot police to help her traverse the streets in safety.

Struggling to show her cultural side, Mrs. Bush stopped at some of Jerusalem's religious sites. Obviously she was trying to show her respect for the local religions. But wait, that's funny, isn't this the same family that has been bombing mosques in Iraq? You Bushs make me giggle. Fools.

Oh, and Mrs. Bush, next time you feel the need to take a holiday, might I suggest a beautiful city named 'Baghdad'. I'm sure it will be a perfect venue for you to witness some of your husband's finest work. Bring your riot squad!